The rules of Rarity guarantee
quality, this I can assure.
For each and every dress,
I vow to give finesse with
time, love and couture.

My favorite moment's when a pony sees it.
That special gown that she just adores.
That pony's now in style.
My hard work's all worthwhile.
Oh yes, it makes my heart,
my heart just soar.

*Instrumental Break*

The rules of Rarity, just a parody.
No dress here's unique.
The panels all the same.
Each colored windowpane.
I fashion only makes me want to shriek!

Oh, to create would give me elation,
to feel once again some inspiration.
Come on now, Rarity.
Give me some clarity.
Time for your couture love to rule.

The rules of Rarity, extra T.L.C..
This feels more sublime.
Soon now, they will see how good these can be.
With a little extra shine.

The rules of Rarity guarantee quality.
All can see it's true.
These new gems add such flair.
Their beauty can't compare.
This old style suddenly gleams anew.